I might want to read the first 5 first... but I get the idea. And now the cute Asian ones are all the vogue. Heather read me this article about some lady who borrowed different peoples' kids to take to fancy restaurants and stores and stuff. It turns out people treated her better when she had a miscellaneous minority child rather than a white one (she was white btw). Of course, everyone was like, "oh, he's darling! Where did you get him?"
Guh. I wish I remembered where that article was from.