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Sim City Tiny-Ass Walkthrough
INT: Office of some sort
DR. WRIGHT:
Here are the keys to the city. Your yearly budget is $10,000, and don't forget the casinos and zoos.
PLAYER:
Don't I know you from somewhere?
INT: Over the city
STUPID CAPTION:
Industry requires a Harbor.
PLAYER:
Fuck you, industry!
{builds harbor on a 10-foot-wide lake for $3,000}
PLAYER:
{Builds city where the only form of transportation is trolley, and there is only one trolley car. The economy is based entirely on income from casinos and zoos}
I wish I still had Civ II.
INT: Office or something
DR. WRIGHT:
Here, build another Police Headquarters for $100.
PLAYER:
How come these only cost $100 each? And how did we invent neon in 1901?
DR. WRIGHT:
Uhh... Congratulations! You're now the capital! All the eyes of the world are on you!
PLAYER:
Shouldn't you be building robots or something?
SPINNING NEWSPAPER HEADLINE:
MAYOR OF ASSTOWN INDICTED IN GIANT FIRE-BREATHING TURTLE SCANDAL!
DR. WRIGHT:
Here are the keys to the city. Your yearly budget is $10,000, and don't forget the casinos and zoos.
PLAYER:
Don't I know you from somewhere?
INT: Over the city
STUPID CAPTION:
Industry requires a Harbor.
PLAYER:
Fuck you, industry!
{builds harbor on a 10-foot-wide lake for $3,000}
PLAYER:
{Builds city where the only form of transportation is trolley, and there is only one trolley car. The economy is based entirely on income from casinos and zoos}
I wish I still had Civ II.
INT: Office or something
DR. WRIGHT:
Here, build another Police Headquarters for $100.
PLAYER:
How come these only cost $100 each? And how did we invent neon in 1901?
DR. WRIGHT:
Uhh... Congratulations! You're now the capital! All the eyes of the world are on you!
PLAYER:
Shouldn't you be building robots or something?
SPINNING NEWSPAPER HEADLINE:
MAYOR OF ASSTOWN INDICTED IN GIANT FIRE-BREATHING TURTLE SCANDAL!
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