"Things I did at work today"

[herrsatan]

1. Viciously reamed a representative of the RFR department with logic.
2. Got caught dancing to a Lamb of God song that was playing in my headphones.
3. Fixed in literally 2 seconds an Outlook problem that had been plaguing one of my coworkers for half an hour.
4. Denied a claim for some guy's chemo because he hadn't satisfied the waiting period on the contract his shitty employer negotiated with our shitty marketing department. Length of waiting period? 240 days. Length this guy had been enrolled? 238 days. I hate my job sometimes.
5. Spent half an hour organizing all my macros.
6. Rejected a claim because someone made a 69 cent mistake on it.
7. Realized life's inherent meaninglessness.
8. Made repeated awkward small talk about the Super Bowl, about which I probably could not have given two damp shits.
9. Planted the seeds of mankind's inevitable ruin.

Comments

[diego001.livejournal.com]

I just hope your job isn't like this on a regular basis...

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

haha! Good old S*P. No, usually the people I deal with are a lot wealthier and more fortunate. I work at a non-state-sponsered insurance company, so thankfully that sort of ass-reaming with bills is the exception rather than the rule. I still want to drink hard liquor at work though.

[girlgonemad.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't number 7 come after number 8 - considering that should have been the moment in all of this that made your spirit break... right?

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't remember. I think having to put up with the stuporbowl bullhonkey after all that other crap may have been the inspiration for the whole inevitable ruin thing.