An actual excerpt...

[herrsatan]

This is an email sent to us by someone who wants to be our singer.

my influances are devildriver cannibal corpse lamb of god hell within killswitch engage i like death metal black metal me and my buddys formed a band called cerybus i sang we played cannibal corpse covers some of our own stuff but i moved and lost tuch i have no sound clips but i can do it

Yeah.

Comments

[placeboweek.livejournal.com]

Geez, James Joyce really started sucking once he went metal.

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

haha, funniest thing I've read all day!