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[herrsatan]

I have blue eyes
4 (80.0%)

True, as visible in one or 2 profile pictures.

I have bony girl arms
4 (80.0%)

Also true, unfortunately.

I have a high tenor voice
1 (20.0%)

Untrue. My voice is somewhere between Peter Steele and Barry White. Pretty fly for a white guy.

Most of my t-shirts are band shirts
4 (80.0%)

True. Especially my Motorhead shirt that's more holes than shirt. It's more metal that way.

I should wear glasses but I tend to lose them
3 (60.0%)

This is actually true. That shit's expensive. I can read and drive fine, it's just a little fuzzy.

I have a small non-disfiguring scar on my left cheek
0 (0.0%)

Nope. Don't know why I put that one in there.

I am over 6 feet tall
0 (0.0%)

I'm actually about an even 6.

I have started to go grey
3 (60.0%)

I have a weird little grey patch in front of my right ear, and also the same weird grey forelock hairs my brother has. I've had those since I was 14. Go figure.

I am double-jointed
0 (0.0%)

Untrue, except I can pop my right thumb out of joint at will.

I was once mistaken for a hermaphrodite
4 (80.0%)

Funny story. Did you know the term "gender community" refers to hermaphorite / transsexuals? I found out the hard way.

I am a staunch Republican
0 (0.0%)

I guess this was sort of a lie-detector calibration question.

I am a Libertarian
2 (40.0%)

Nope, I think trade regulation and gun control are great.

I am a registered Democrat
2 (40.0%)

True, but only because it's the lesser of 2 evils.

I volunteered for John Kerry
3 (60.0%)

Nope, but I wish I had now. Not that I like Kerry, I just hated him less than Bush.

I am Pro-Life
0 (0.0%)

I am in favor of life in general. Just not mandotory fetus life.

The Bush family will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes
5 (100.0%)

Well, duh. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference #1.

I am pro-drug legalization
4 (80.0%)

Definitely true. We have better things to worry about.

I am pro-gun regulation
5 (100.0%)

I have more shotguns than I need and not as many as I want.

No, not really.

I am pro-affirmative action
4 (80.0%)

I'm actually not sure about this one. Not really sure why I put it on here. I think I liked filling up all 10 little dealies in the poll thingy.

I am pro-gay marriage
5 (100.0%)

Yeah, I think it kinda goes without saying.

I was confirmed Catholic but am no longer part of the church
2 (40.0%)

This was actually sort of a trick question. I was sort of half-assedly raised Catholic, but I didn't even make it to confirmation.

I am a practicing Wiccan
1 (20.0%)

Nope. I did go through quite a long phase in high school/college, and I have integrated some Neopagan beliefs into my current mishmash of crap, but I would no longer identify myself as Wiccan.

I believe your actions on Earth determine your place after death
3 (60.0%)

This I believe is true. I think it's closer to a third law of physics issue. I'm not sure of how much oversight the universe has.

I believe truth can be found through logic
4 (80.0%)

True. I think.

I have read the Bible, the Torah and the Quran
2 (40.0%)

Another trick question. Haven't gotten to the Torah yet.

I believe Jesus had the right idea
2 (40.0%)

True. Having read the Bible, I think Jesus was more of a revolutionary than a lot of people give him credit for (eg the moneylenders in the temple, "give unto Caesar" etc.)

My parents are different faiths
5 (100.0%)

Yep. My mom's Catholic, my dad's a Swedenborgian minister. Good job, everyone.

I believe in fate
2 (40.0%)

If you define fate as kind of a plan the universe has for you, then I would have to say no.

I practice astrology and read Tarot
4 (80.0%)

Yes. I think that whether or not you believe in the effectiveness of these practices, I think it's possible to gain insight from the results of either. Even if it's random you can generally find something to apply to your life, I think.

I converted to Zoroastrianism
0 (0.0%)

I don't even know what that is!

I like sushi
5 (100.0%)

This is a very recent change, but yes. I had a New York roll (salmon, apples and artichoke). Pretty damn good.

I like veal
3 (60.0%)

I wish I could say this was from moral reservations, but I just don't like the taste. Sorry, baby cows.

I like shrimp
3 (60.0%)

Eww.

I like pasta
5 (100.0%)

Mmmm.. carbs.

I am morbidly addicted to Cool Ranch Doritos
4 (80.0%)

This is unfortunately true. Damn that yummy MSG!

I keep kosher
1 (20.0%)

Nope. Not even close.

I have a nut allergy
1 (20.0%)

Nope. Except testicles. I'm allergic to testicles.

I almost invariably clean my plate
4 (80.0%)

This is true. My dad had this issue with not wasting food.

I will eat garlic on anything
5 (100.0%)

Yes. I would put garlic on garlic.

I am vegetarian
0 (0.0%)

Bahahaha! no.

I am "shacking up" in the parliance of our time
4 (80.0%)

Oh yeah.

I have a younger brother
2 (40.0%)

Nope, older. idonotlikepeas, to be specific.

I have 2 cats
2 (40.0%)

Nope. Just one. But she's pretty chunky.

Some of my ancestors were Russian
3 (60.0%)

Not to my knowledge. As far as I know I'm Irish, Scottish, Welsh, German and Norwegian.

I was adopted
1 (20.0%)

Not as far as I know...?

My parents both have PhD's
4 (80.0%)

Yep. This was always fun when people would call the house asking for Doctor Klein.

I was born in the Midwest
4 (80.0%)

Yup. Ohio, to be exact. Factories and cows, oh yeah.

I share a name with a celebrity
4 (80.0%)

It's spelled differently, but yes. Grr.

I am gay
1 (20.0%)

I see one person answered this yes. I'm forced to assume it was wishful thinking on his part. However, I would make exceptions for Johnny Depp and John Vanderslice.

I have cousins I've never met
5 (100.0%)

Yeah, probably on my dad's side.

I play bass in a metal band
5 (100.0%)

This is true. Our singer just quit. It was pretty awesome.

I work at a large health insurance company
4 (80.0%)

Also true. It crushes my soul every day.

I work in a recording studio
4 (80.0%)

Yep. Sometimes this crushes my soul too, especially when I have to record 10-year-old girls singing Matchbox Twenty covers, or middle-aged men butchering the Beatles.

I was once mugged at work
4 (80.0%)

True. I worked at Pizza Hut as a delivery driver and fell victim to a sophisticated operation I refer to as "3 crackheads with a kitchen knife". I think they just wanted the pizza. The best part is that they called back using the same fake number a week and a half later and were arrested when I called the cops on them.

I have been employed since I was 16
5 (100.0%)

Unfortunately true.

I once quit a job by writing a foot-high note on the wall
4 (80.0%)

The note said, "this hurts you more than it hurts me."

I used to be a town sandwich maker for a living
2 (40.0%)

Nope. Hitchhiker's Guide reference #2.

I worked at a book bindery once
2 (40.0%)

Wouldn't even have the first idea. I think they have small children to do that now.

I have never been fired
4 (80.0%)

This is true, but I'm sometimes not sure why.

I have never worked in retail
0 (0.0%)

Yeah, this one's kind of obvious. I think we've all suffered that indignity at one point.

In RPGs I always play a warrior class
3 (60.0%)

Yeah. I like hitting things.

I type 80 wpm
4 (80.0%)

This has made me very popular in the claims monkey circuit.

I have already made 3 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references in this poll
1 (20.0%)

Sorry. Only 2.

I have a boy crush on Johnny Depp
4 (80.0%)

Come on, look at him!

I am fluent in 3 languages
2 (40.0%)

Don't I wish. I sort of speak German but I wouldn't call myself fluent. There are a lot of questions in this poll.

I have a Myspace account
4 (80.0%)

Sigh. Yes.

I have a Friendster account
2 (40.0%)

I don't use it anymore, but I think it does exist.

I sometimes find myself speaking in Simpsons references to my superiors at work
3 (60.0%)

I still think my boss wonders what "sacrilicious" means.

I detest the word "utilize"
4 (80.0%)

Oh god! Just say "use"! Come on people, WTF!?

There is no rule 6!
4 (80.0%)

G'day, Bruce!