Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

shrubtree and I watched the RiffTrax version of Star Trek 5 last night. First of all... holy sweet mother of butt, I forgot how terrible Star Trek 5 is. Jesus! That was some seriously low-budget weird campy shit. Secondly, Rifftrax = win, as long as you can get it all synced up right. Next up, Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze!

These are some excerpts from the index I'm typing for shrubtree for her library class project doodle...

aging hippies volleyball, II:93
antidisestablishmentarianism, II:92
barf, I:161
barf bag, I:119
bathroom problems, I:56
black ass, II:129
Blitzer, Wolf, I:45
brother
...letter about, I:207
...letter to, I:60, 107
...in Hell, II:183
cat, practice on, I:14
cock. see penis.
crap, taking a, I:246
Hamburglar, II:184
lobster, sex with, I:112
man porn, I:3
metal hands, II:127
naked, getting, II:32
pillow o' Satan, II:216
rap
...about basketball, I:133
...by friend, I:161
...about Jesus, I:39
...for Valentine, I:81
...by Ypsilanti All-Starz, I:153