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FINAL FANTASY II (American)

INT: An Airship

Cecil: The Black Knight always triumphs!

INT: some other places

Cain: Argh, I was crushed in an avalanche!
(he gets better)
Rydia: Argh, I was eaten by Leviathan!
(she gets better)
Edward: Argh, I have a nasty cold!
(he gets better)
Rose: Argh, I'm poisoned!
(she gets better)
Palom and Porom: Argh, we're statues now!
(they get better)
Myron: Fall flat into the deep abyss! GRRR-BAAAAH!
(he gets better)
Golbez: Argh, I'm a severed arm! Luke, I'm your father!
(he gets better)
Yang: Argh, I got exploded while roundhousing kicking a death machine!
(he gets better)
Jump, Cain, jump!
Cid: Argh, I got exploded while jumping out of an airship! Twice!
(he gets better)
Cecil: What is this, an R.A. Salvatore book?
Tellah: Argh, I'm old! You spoony bard!
(dies)
Cecil: That's better. Fuck, why is my hair rainbow-colored now?

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