herrsatan: (poop)
Hey livejournal,

Sorry it's been a while. I've been busy whoring myself out to various bands and exploring the wonders of scripting in Microsoft GhettoBasic.
I just had to share this, though. This shit is so fucked up. My drummer got this email yesterday. I would remove the email address, but it doesn't actually appear to exist, especially since Myspace and AOL have yet to merge. Anyway, enjoy...

"hey guys ive veiwed your profile on band mix,how's this sound, looking for a lead vox, how bout somthing a little more intence, if your giging and want to aud me e-mail me back at myspace/childoffir@aol.com or both, this is a real measage to do biz, lets talk, im very busy with 2 other aud's this weekend and of course famaly.throw me back and e-mail,why im giving you a measage is because ive lost 50 lbs in gut weight, and can sing like a bird now"
thank's kevin


Why does he have to be named Kevin?

I feel bad that I'm always posting stuff making fun of people. I'm not really like that, I swear.

Edit: Oh wait, yes I am.
herrsatan: (Default)
This is an email sent to us by someone who wants to be our singer.

my influances are devildriver cannibal corpse lamb of god hell within killswitch engage i like death metal black metal me and my buddys formed a band called cerybus i sang we played cannibal corpse covers some of our own stuff but i moved and lost tuch i have no sound clips but i can do it

Yeah.

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