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[herrsatan]

So if I had to plan my own memorial service, I would first have myself cremated. Upon their entry into the funeral home or what have you, the 50th (or 10th, depending on how many people I piss off before I die) mourner will win a special prize: a shower of glitter, balloons, and Kevin's ashes. Everyone will be so horrified they'll forget to mourn. It'll be great. I'm also thinking about beer pong.

Seriously though, I am looking into the vulture thing.

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[idonotlikepeas]

Note to self: Get to Kevin's funeral late, so they'll have run out of ashes.