yaaay apartment

[herrsatan]

As of today it's official. On June 1st Heather and I are moving out of the seething mass of pretension that is JP and into the seething mass of hipsterism that is Somerville, specifically in close proximity to the intersection of Summer St. and Central St. This is also fairly close to where idonotlikepeas and girlgonemad live. Which means if I don't return all the Playstation games I loaned idonotlikepeas he's going to come to my house with a baseball bat and a life-sized cutout of Paris Hilton.

Comments

[diego001.livejournal.com]

I'm more afraid of the life-sized cutout of Paris Hilton.

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

yeah, not really sure where that came from...
but he's got one, I swear!

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Aieeee! Noooooooo!

*slice-slice*

FOR YOOOOOOOOU!

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

I really hope he makes a T-shirt out of that someday!

[pauamma]

Wouldn't that have to be sideways to be lifesize? I mean, how large can her frontal lobes be???

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think in general there wouldn't be much difference considering she's built like a twig.

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

Wait, I didn't loan them to... eh, too lazy to edit grammar. fuck it.

[idonotlikepeas]

Estimated driving time: 49 seconds.

And I don't have a baseball bat.

That's right. I don't own one.

No baseball bat.

None.

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

last time I checked you don't drive either... unless you have a getaway driver...?

[girlgonemad.livejournal.com]

If he has a life-sized cut out of Paris Hilton you can be pretty sure he doesn't have a get away driver... or a wife...

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

haha! sorry, maybe it was Nicole Richie.

[doctorellisdee.livejournal.com]

need a hand?

[doctorellisdee.livejournal.com]

uh, either you or john, really.

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

I was kind of wondering about that, actually.... I don't know how you would help somebody menace somebody else with a Paris Hilton cutout.

[doctorellisdee.livejournal.com]

i could distract you so we could get it rightupclose to you before you noticed. maybe... maybe even touch you.

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

ughh.. I might get cardboard AIDS.

[placeboweek.livejournal.com]

oooh, welcome to the awesome side of the Charles River!

[herrsatan.livejournal.com]

Thanks! We're signing the lease on Wednesday. I'm pretty fucking stoked. We're going to have a dining room, and a bunch of laundry in the basement, and a bunch of food places and stuff. Sweet...